we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
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sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
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Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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