You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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