Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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