hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
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The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
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Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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