I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
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I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
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It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Drunk is not a location!
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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