i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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