Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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