Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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