I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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