Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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