the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
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I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
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Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
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