mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
well, you know. whores of a feather.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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