i already hear my dad disowning me
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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