I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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