Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(415): View more from California

mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you

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(514): View more from Quebec

home. puking in laundry basket.

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(619): View more from California

We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.

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(702): View more from Nevada

sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.

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(206): View more from Washington

My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.

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(734): View more from Michigan

...hi

(603): View more from New Hampshire

YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF

(734): View more from Michigan

Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.

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(917): View more from New York City

True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.

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