he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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