I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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