I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
It all started with a game of naked twister.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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