Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
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Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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