Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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