Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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