i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
My penis needs a shock collar
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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