There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
What drink are we having for lunch?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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