i just identified you from a description of your pipe
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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