So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
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You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
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On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
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