hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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