but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
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