so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
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