And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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