Yo dont text me then not text me
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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