is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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