just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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