doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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