he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
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No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
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but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
True college students do jello shots in the library
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