Whod you bang
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
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I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
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The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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