at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Sex in the backyard? Check.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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