So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Small penises have feelings too.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
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I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
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Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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