We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize
