and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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