No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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