So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
your room smells of hookers.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.