we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
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Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
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Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!