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• (818): View more from California

  what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?

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• (807): View more from Ontario

  I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.

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• (518): View more from New York

  he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.

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• (845): View more from New York

  The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.

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• (415): View more from California

  I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Are you 5:30 blackout again?

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• (707): View more from California

  Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"

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