he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
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we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
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Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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