Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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