chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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