you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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