I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
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Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
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Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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