spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
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I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
She needs sedatives and a leash
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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