weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
COCAINE IS GR8
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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