I didn't shave. On purpose
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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