Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
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I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
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I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
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