butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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