Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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