cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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