I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
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Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
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I want to fling myself into the sun
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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