i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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